Miss u funny Jokes

SomeOne.. 

MiSSES U..
 
NeeDS U..
 
Worries About U
 
Lonely Without U
 
Guess Who?
 
THE MONKEY IN
 
... THE ZOO ...

shayari on dosti

Mai Kahu Aur aap Suno..Vo"Achhi dosti",
Aap Kaho Aur Me Sunu.
"Vo Usse Bhi Achhi dosti",
Par Me Kuch Bhi Na Kahu Aur aap Samajh jao To
"Vo He Sachchi dosti"

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Jane kis baat ki saza deto ho,
Meri hasti hui ankho ko rula deto ho,
Ek muddat se khabar nahi aapki,
Kya isi ko Dosti kehte ho…!!

140 santa banta hindi sms

Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?
Santa:wo book facebook thi, isliye.



funny 140 character sms

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai



Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chhodo

emotional love sms

love emotional sms

duniya ki bhid me insaan chahe sab khuch bhul jaaye
kitni hi moj masti me kho jaaye
par akele mein wo use hi yaad karta hai jise woh diul se pyaar karta hai

140 character sms in english


A winning horse doesn't know what is win
He only runs in the pain given by is rider.so
whenever u r in the pain,think that god wants U Win.




140 character sms

Teacher: Tell me 5 water animals
Student: Magarmachh.
Teacher: very good or batao.
Student: Magarmachh ki biwi,ladka,ladki or vidhwa maa..

jokes on girls


Ek kali ladki ko jadugar ne jadoo se pankh uga diya..
LADKI: Are wah mai pari ban gai..
JADUGAR- Nahi re tu chamgadar ban gai hai.