Showing posts with label student and teacher. Show all posts
Showing posts with label student and teacher. Show all posts

140 character sms

Teacher: Tell me 5 water animals
Student: Magarmachh.
Teacher: very good or batao.
Student: Magarmachh ki biwi,ladka,ladki or vidhwa maa..

sms hindi jokes 140 character

Tcher:Konsa Prinda sab se Tez udta h?Boy:Hathi.Tehr:Nalayak, tere baap kya krta h?Boy:mumbai k don hai.T: Shabash hathi sahi jawab he...!

hindi sms 140 character

Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na



Teacher: tumhaare aur harish ka answers


Teacher: tumhaare aur harish ka answers ek jaise hai. woh kaise?
Student: kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye :-)

teacher sms english

To his/her students
A teacher is always true!
We are fortunate to have a teacher
As wonderful loving and caring as you!
Happy Teachers Day!

A good teacher according to students

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

MotorCycle

Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!

funny teacher and student jokes



Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge.
Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?
Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate